Crap, dude, every time I check your page now I see this photo and burst out laughing. I think you'd look less ridiculous in the little yellow dress hanging on the door behind you. How'd you manage to get that thing on anyway? Crisco? Or did they have to sew it onto you? Wait. Maybe I don't want to know. No need to ruin the "magic" behind your god-like physique. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh hell, my sides hurt and I'm crying.
haha!